Choice Pet Supply on High Ridge Road -- you have the right to charge whatever the market demands. If you are, by far, the most overpriced pet store in Stamford yet year after year you survive, good for you.
But when you ask $48.99 for the same 40-pound bag of dog food I can buy at Sport-N-Life on Glenbrook Road for $34.99, you need to remove from your storefront that three-window-wide, crimson red sign that reads "Discount Pet Supply."
Now. I'm waiting.
Ring, ring. "Hello, Attorney General Dickie B.? Yes. Press conference."
If there's a camera present, you know he'll attend. You've been warned.
OK, the rabbits you have up front are always adorable. Your salespeople are pleasant. And usually helpful.
Just overcharge me for this bag of cheese-and-egg flavored Charlie Bear treats before the guilt overwhelms me.
Curse this white boy pain of mine!
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