I've got nothing today. Honest. But don't go too far away.
Definitely come back tomorrow because I've got company coming and you folks should really introduce your wacky selves to these people.
Bring your friends, too. Just heed Hef's advice in the video.
Meanwhile, push aside some of the empties and crumpled Tostitos bags to clear a path for our guests. Our cruise director, My Love, notes that Tequila Chute-ers and Ladders will start earlier than normal tomorrow to accommodate our visitors. Meet under the pergola at 9.
One last thing, has anyone seen my underwear?
Video: Weezer, "Beverly Hills"
My Uncool Past
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