Scene: Our kitchen, last night, My Love wanders in from work, exhausted, spent, the day’s burdens pinning her shoulders for the three count. Me – bouncing up and down like a pup, pre-neutering.
ME: “Guess what, honey, guess what? I’m going to be on the Internet!”
MY LOVE: “Uh, you’re on the Internet every day.”
Bubble. Burst. Ka-BLOOEY!
Actually, here’s the deal:
I will be appearing / stuttering / flop-sweating live via Skype today -- Wednesday, May 2 -- at 3 p.m. Eastern time on DadLabs UStream show.
Sounds heavy but you know I won’t be able to go more than 15 seconds without some sarcastic remark that will get me in trouble with the authorities. Or worse, in trouble with My Love.
DadLabs.com, if you don’t know, is a great parenting site whether you are a male or female. Lots of fun videos and information about kid products, parenting technology and general parenting advice … and humor.
Wish me luck.
Better yet, wish my antiperspirant extra strength.