tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post2900254633154402159..comments2024-02-22T10:59:34.564-05:00Comments on Always Home and Uncool.: Fasten Your SeatsKevin McKeeverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-28706181206434904802012-10-12T19:21:47.884-04:002012-10-12T19:21:47.884-04:00I understand rules and all, but that feels like a ...I understand rules and all, but that feels like a low blow to deny you a beverage.<br /><br />I usually fly on Alaska Airlines and was once seated in coach next to a family with a crying toddler. The flight attendant gave me free drinks the entire flight. I didn't have the heart to tell her I had a young child at home and already learned the jedi trick of tuning those things out.Danhttp://dadlogic.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-71220427175263600032012-10-08T11:14:07.648-04:002012-10-08T11:14:07.648-04:00My jaw dropped when I read this exchange in which ...My jaw dropped when I read this exchange in which they refused to get you a drink. What a bunch of BS! That would piss me off to no end.<br /><br />Also? I can't believe your wife ditched you to sit up front! I always turn down my free upgrade when traveling with the family. Maybe I'll lobby for a reversal of this policy though. Michael from dadcation.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09961356620989366475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-7805138462417971012012-10-05T19:27:09.922-04:002012-10-05T19:27:09.922-04:00Did you see how they are now claiming the seats ca...Did you see how they are now claiming the seats came loose from passengers spilling too much pop? Blame it on the customers, the new American way!Bijouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05788630004051883635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-89441930085487148202012-10-05T16:06:37.530-04:002012-10-05T16:06:37.530-04:00Those onboard rats can scurry pretty quickly.Those onboard rats can scurry pretty quickly.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-13809550042940778552012-10-05T14:38:52.471-04:002012-10-05T14:38:52.471-04:00Obviously. Plus the riders in economy are so much ...Obviously. Plus the riders in economy are so much more annoying/entertaining. This passenger misplaced his shoe and all attendants came over with flashlights looking for it. Seriously, there's only so far a shoe can go. lisacnghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08404184287815243972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-25111349428635097362012-10-05T14:11:32.625-04:002012-10-05T14:11:32.625-04:00I'll send a private car over ASAP.I'll send a private car over ASAP.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-83466170778367159472012-10-05T14:11:14.121-04:002012-10-05T14:11:14.121-04:00I'm doing my best to avoid them for this and m...I'm doing my best to avoid them for this and many reasons these days myself.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-6713588802517148712012-10-05T14:09:56.672-04:002012-10-05T14:09:56.672-04:00You see the glass as half full. I don't even s...You see the glass as half full. I don't even see the liquor cabinet.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-15610313426573025612012-10-05T14:08:17.685-04:002012-10-05T14:08:17.685-04:00I hope she wasn't stoned because that means sh...I hope she wasn't stoned because that means she was REALLY holding out on me.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-17060758582465326182012-10-05T14:07:34.921-04:002012-10-05T14:07:34.921-04:00I'm sure I'll have plenty of visits before...I'm sure I'll have plenty of visits before then.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-71746384865720369172012-10-05T14:06:29.159-04:002012-10-05T14:06:29.159-04:00You obviously bring your own booze and Xanax.You obviously bring your own booze and Xanax.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-75132459656598973002012-10-05T14:03:52.011-04:002012-10-05T14:03:52.011-04:00At least the planes have right wings. For now.
I ...At least the planes have right wings. For now.<br /><br />I owe the 'Mats ref to O'Shea up there. I completely blew that one.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-5215630082822622712012-10-05T12:49:35.801-04:002012-10-05T12:49:35.801-04:00Never really cared for American Airlines. Too righ...Never really cared for American Airlines. Too right wing. Insert circling joke here.<br /><br />In all honesty, I never felt like a valued customer with that airline. And props for using The 'Mats.danielhttp://www.postpostmoderndad.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-57587626921176979242012-10-05T00:08:59.815-04:002012-10-05T00:08:59.815-04:00Why didn't you try the ol' "It'll...Why didn't you try the ol' "It'll be our little secret. I promise I won' tell." Then after you were hammered you could've stumbled back to the cattle car and slurred, "Hey everybody! Free drinks in first class!" <br />Then we all would've visited you in jail.Homemaker Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184158557108064422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-62734496409324709372012-10-04T22:52:30.038-04:002012-10-04T22:52:30.038-04:00Flying's a real pain. I like to suffer in econ...Flying's a real pain. I like to suffer in economy though ;). lisacnghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08404184287815243972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-27206574102840833402012-10-04T18:58:01.387-04:002012-10-04T18:58:01.387-04:00"then EVERYONE from first class will be switc..."then EVERYONE from first class will be switching seats with people in economy."<br /><br />Clearly she is stoned. Or stupid. Or really a "People Of Walmart" person in disguise as the attendant. Because what person in their right mind (besides your love of course) would ever want to do that??????Julihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097214923216967086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-24583121691676585192012-10-04T11:08:59.251-04:002012-10-04T11:08:59.251-04:00How could I have forgotten to throw the Replacemen...How could I have forgotten to throw the Replacements in here. Video coming up!Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-88196289186544345092012-10-04T10:59:18.387-04:002012-10-04T10:59:18.387-04:00Maybe she was just having a bad day. Maybe her bo...Maybe she was just having a bad day. Maybe her boyfriend gave her some crap and she took it out on you. Or maybe the pilot is a dick and she hates to fly with him at the helm so she . . . took it out on you. There's really got to be a good explanation, because . . . well, just because. People aren't generally that mean over booze. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-15140347179648665762012-10-04T10:25:15.245-04:002012-10-04T10:25:15.245-04:00"If I let you have a free drink," she sa..."If I let you have a free drink," she said, "then EVERYONE from first class will be switching seats with people in economy."<br /><br />Umm...no, that is the wrong analogy Mrs Waitress-in-the-sky. The correct analogy would be:<br /><br /> "If I let you have a free drink," she said, "then EVERYONE WITH A SPOUSE from first class will be switching seats with THIER SPOUSES in economy."<br /><br />That is more accuarate and drasticly cuts down the number of free drinks given out back down to one. <br /><br />Glad that "customers-can-suck-it" company is going bankrupt.<br /><br />O'Shea Shenaniganshttp://www.oshea12566.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-88463482271053152302012-10-04T10:14:25.374-04:002012-10-04T10:14:25.374-04:00American Airlines is the airline I loved to hate w...American Airlines is the airline I loved to hate when I traveled. I remember when the cabin pressure on some of their planes never equalized. Never felt the least bit nauseous on any other airline but wanted to hurl every time I flew AA.<br /><br />Since most of my family and friends live in places that other airlines like to fly to without making me deplane and race through crowds to find my connecting flight, I never use them anymore. BOOYAH!Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14843459906469325667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-76439672772043993662012-10-04T10:02:48.394-04:002012-10-04T10:02:48.394-04:00Um... yeah.
This is just ONE MORE REASON why I w...Um... yeah. <br /><br />This is just ONE MORE REASON why I will NOT be getting on an airplane, any time soon. meleah rebeccahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08116656129112106780noreply@blogger.com