tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post444930216923246964..comments2024-02-22T10:59:34.564-05:00Comments on Always Home and Uncool.: Have a Safe Summer -- Hide Until AutumnKevin McKeeverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-25331853973990011052009-06-20T13:06:22.048-04:002009-06-20T13:06:22.048-04:00I might spontaneously combust if the sun ever come...I might spontaneously combust if the sun ever comes out around here I am so pasty white, also for me the biggest summer hazard are the death swarms of tourists, like terrorists only they speak english...or something like it, oh and MIL's they try to to kill me everysummer.A Vapid Blondehttp://www.avapidblonde.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-63951134814765125192009-06-20T08:13:26.003-04:002009-06-20T08:13:26.003-04:00Yep. Thanks for giving me even MORE reasons to hat...Yep. Thanks for giving me even MORE reasons to hate Summer in the South. Now let me go try to explain all this to my kids. ;-)Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17643438802935893718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-26311715079951541962009-06-19T21:50:48.061-04:002009-06-19T21:50:48.061-04:00summer? It's my deep breath before the battle...summer? It's my deep breath before the battle....Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-81406279314952761902009-06-19T15:28:30.552-04:002009-06-19T15:28:30.552-04:00This post is awesome. I like to change the things ...This post is awesome. I like to change the things up that I'm neurotically afraid of, just to keep it spicy.Maggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14699674732274478502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-78582344917529155162009-06-19T13:16:41.376-04:002009-06-19T13:16:41.376-04:00Suddenly my adventuresome afternoon with horses se...Suddenly my adventuresome afternoon with horses seems horrifying. If all this can go wrong with such simple things imagine the harm that could come from a real animal...<br /><br />Happy almost Father's Day to you :)Kathy B!https://www.blogger.com/profile/13932652254033295435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-9276114289739214652009-06-19T10:49:45.856-04:002009-06-19T10:49:45.856-04:00I'm going to ignore all that you said and cont...I'm going to ignore all that you said and continue to revel in an unhealthy level of fear over swine flu.The Stiletto Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10206822797293852486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-86229415220356865432009-06-18T22:55:57.271-04:002009-06-18T22:55:57.271-04:00and I just told my kids the hot tub at the public...and I just told my kids the hot tub at the public pool was akin to skin stew...I was right, see?Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-59674909752178416152009-06-18T19:38:18.574-04:002009-06-18T19:38:18.574-04:00See, my husband said I was adventurous enough... n...See, my husband said I was adventurous enough... now I'm going to show him this blog post and let him realize how I am cheating DEATH everyday of my SUMMER FILLED, and where I live Fall and Spring filled, life!!!<br /><br />You may just have saved my marriage! Okay I kid...<br /><br />But hopefully this will create a BAD A reputation for me in my husbands eyes! :)Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-66607041885429456912009-06-18T19:10:16.523-04:002009-06-18T19:10:16.523-04:00I may be wrong about this, because I don't thi...I may be wrong about this, because I don't think they (the real big theys, by the way) have released findings yet, but I tend to think whiny kids are also another huge summertime hazard. Worse than sharks. Just barely.<br /><br />We're like in a Slip and Slide death gang now. We totally need a secret handshake.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-72021446232681725062009-06-18T18:37:57.867-04:002009-06-18T18:37:57.867-04:00What a hoot you are are! Just too funny! Wow, it...What a hoot you are are! Just too funny! Wow, it's amazing that I have survived 62 summers in blissful ignorance of the dangers that are out there - I must be incredibly lucky, except for the lottery! And I'll stay away from the media - they and them have doomed us all. (Don't watch TV when you're in the basement!)Susan Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06755153568864508986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-65547672218646489432009-06-18T18:05:34.478-04:002009-06-18T18:05:34.478-04:00I'm staying in bed until school recommences. ...I'm staying in bed until school recommences. Sing "See you in September" by the Happenings.....Pop and Icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09293232401852452071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-92161755879327260372009-06-18T17:18:07.187-04:002009-06-18T17:18:07.187-04:00Sun is evil. Very evil. I'm on the track eve...Sun is evil. Very evil. I'm on the track every day and I can feel the sun piercing my skin through my hat and shirt.<br /><br />Mosquitoes are evil. They are the devil. They serve no purpose other than providing dragonflies with food. Kill them.papa2hapahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371976595340004706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-3751330922182949492009-06-18T15:39:51.341-04:002009-06-18T15:39:51.341-04:00And I forgot all about bats as well, darn! Little...And I forgot all about bats as well, darn! Little rabies carriers!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04414561988993487725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-58584062967849594722009-06-18T15:36:26.449-04:002009-06-18T15:36:26.449-04:00Uncool, west Nile is not so bad as long as you are...Uncool, west Nile is not so bad as long as you are not elderly, prone to super swelling and death and it actually gives you life-long immunity once you have it! Lyme is bad enough, but now you get to worry about the old Scofieldtown dump and stuff other than sharks in the water (Okay, not in Stamford, cause we close them if there is a problem, but maybe not in Darien). And then there is lightening, you forgot all about lightening, how could you?. The number one cause of freak deaths under trees! And i thought you were really warning us....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04414561988993487725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-62453209304333653732009-06-18T13:39:34.002-04:002009-06-18T13:39:34.002-04:00After reading the other comments, I'm not sure...After reading the other comments, I'm not sure this is even my blog any more. Keep 'em coming!Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-7880142406152945352009-06-18T13:24:29.763-04:002009-06-18T13:24:29.763-04:00After reading the other comments, I forgot what I ...After reading the other comments, I forgot what I was going to say.....Mom of 2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-57986897202020392042009-06-18T12:34:14.643-04:002009-06-18T12:34:14.643-04:00Another example of the oprahification of this coun...Another example of the oprahification of this country, where the tiniest issues are blown out of proportion by the media and the likes of windbags on TV, to scare us into believing that every little ailment or predator is waiting around the corner to lurk and prey on our innocent selfs. <br /><br />The only way to avoid anything is to embrace xenophobia and lock ourselves inside, listen to our respective blowhards and come to believe that everyone else is wrong and we are right. <br /><br />Chaos now, anarchy now. Seems like the way we are going, but hey maybe it is just me.Jeff Herzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03052191113156139978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-37326944548318072132009-06-18T11:28:36.424-04:002009-06-18T11:28:36.424-04:00Damn! I wonder if it'll help my TYPE better ....Damn! I wonder if it'll help my TYPE better . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-81786153413164365082009-06-18T11:27:47.435-04:002009-06-18T11:27:47.435-04:00I hear mithral is extremely breathable, yet sturdy...I hear mithral is extremely breathable, yet sturdy enough to ward off TwoBusy's meddlesome sharks . . . <br /><br />As Gandalf says, "Mithril! All folk desired it. It could be beaten like copper, and polished like glass; and the Dwarves could make of it a metal, light and yet harder than tempered steel. Its beauty was like to that of common silver, but the beauty of mithril did not tarnish or grow dim."<br /><br />It is doesn't chafe! Go with mithral . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-11925500377883072432009-06-18T11:23:19.235-04:002009-06-18T11:23:19.235-04:00It only took one horror story (which a friend like...It only took one horror story (which a friend likes to tell me REPEATEDLY) to have me terrified of mosquitoes. And with all this torrential rain we've been getting for the past week, I'm sure they'll set up a dissemination station right in my backyard. <br /><br />Too bad we'll all die inside from The Plague that we picked up at Target.Kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695753663759628104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-21207818584679896512009-06-18T10:46:59.646-04:002009-06-18T10:46:59.646-04:00Discovery channel has ruined the ocean for me.Discovery channel has ruined the ocean for me.DCUrbanDadhttp://www.dcurbandad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-51346601592782212772009-06-18T10:05:52.264-04:002009-06-18T10:05:52.264-04:00You forgot to mention shark attacks. Those fuckers...You forgot to mention shark attacks. Those fuckers are everywhere - the ocean, rivers, trees - and they're hungry as hell.TwoBusyhttp://twobusy.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.com