tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post5129083186403329651..comments2024-02-22T10:59:34.564-05:00Comments on Always Home and Uncool.: Stressing about testingKevin McKeeverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-14972844525469672802010-09-18T03:08:17.287-04:002010-09-18T03:08:17.287-04:00Top site, I had not come across blogonkevin.blogsp...Top site, I had not come across blogonkevin.blogspot.com previously in my searches!<br />Continue the good work!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-32185032260486057742008-10-19T14:42:00.000-04:002008-10-19T14:42:00.000-04:00LOL! I recall you telling us about the first time ...LOL! I recall you telling us about the first time you were "shaved." <BR/><BR/>Seriously, I think I need one of these too. the test not the shaving or hospital gown. <BR/><BR/>"But," he continued, "if you are going to have a heart attack, having one of during the stress test is the best time. You're already hooked up to all the right monitors and you're surrounded by doctors and the necessary equipment to save your life."<BR/><BR/><BR/>I still find little comfort in this.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01393234934008656683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-21505909796339634212008-10-14T23:55:00.000-04:002008-10-14T23:55:00.000-04:00Becks - Maybe if it was a woman shaving me, I woul...Becks - Maybe if it was a woman shaving me, I wouldn't have felt so skivvy.<BR/><BR/>nesbit - isn't that the only way to go down<BR/><BR/>k - better than a paper g-string.<BR/><BR/>alex - I'd love Eliot in a that head nurse outfit again. But that just me.<BR/><BR/>dgm - i'll take your word for it.<BR/><BR/>deb - men get like that when they are blinded by your beautyKevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-38986172643184618832008-10-14T22:50:00.000-04:002008-10-14T22:50:00.000-04:00Ah, the stress test. One of the more benign medic...Ah, the stress test. One of the more benign medical tortures they can think of to do to you. <BR/><BR/>My vote is 'periwinkle' for the blue paper gown. I had a patient who came out of the dressing room naked from the waist up, legs in the arm holes, gown trailing on the floor. He asked me if I'd help tie it for him. <BR/><BR/>Amazing how stupid people can be.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550767558199877208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-59080636572366613672008-10-14T22:14:00.000-04:002008-10-14T22:14:00.000-04:00Having your chest shaved is for amateurs; try squa...Having your chest shaved is for amateurs; try squashing your manboobs into a mammogram thingy. I mean, if you're curious.dgmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05784048338004578599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-21177786240970294782008-10-14T21:37:00.000-04:002008-10-14T21:37:00.000-04:00I like how instead of reassuring you that a heart ...I like how instead of reassuring you that a heart attack wasn't likely on the treadmill, you were told the positives about having one a treadmill! Scrubs was one of my favorite shows.Alex Elliothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08567976812466320977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-53838353401380974892008-10-14T18:19:00.000-04:002008-10-14T18:19:00.000-04:00Yeah, but his brother won the Hell of the West!Yeah, but his brother won the Hell of the West!AMRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914904745033720478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-44315948999424506322008-10-14T16:39:00.000-04:002008-10-14T16:39:00.000-04:00I've recently made a decision...I'm going to bring...I've recently made a decision...I'm going to bring my own robe when I visit the doctor. Something flashy and hip. At least you got a butt show GOWN. When I go to the OB I get a paper jacket...Seriously dude, a paper jacket.minivan soapboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13993086778700756064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-72979621149142805162008-10-14T14:34:00.000-04:002008-10-14T14:34:00.000-04:00i would hope that if you were to die in your backl...i would hope that if you were to die in your backless paper gown, that you would die face down-ass up. lolDesiree Eaglinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17151743719945997936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-81220866969591699402008-10-14T11:41:00.000-04:002008-10-14T11:41:00.000-04:00Dude. How did I not realize that you'd get your ch...Dude. How did I not realize that you'd get your chest shaved? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT? <BR/><BR/>Because if I had, I'd have stuck with nursing a HELL of a lot longer.Aunt Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146687582842259611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-32124413049742470232008-10-14T11:27:00.000-04:002008-10-14T11:27:00.000-04:00Ms. Moon - Now if you were doing the shaving ...Sa...Ms. Moon - Now if you were doing the shaving ...<BR/><BR/>Sally HP - And fish white it 'tis.<BR/><BR/>Chris - Some day, you'll feel the pain, too. Just you wait.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-49452293036403076712008-10-14T07:38:00.000-04:002008-10-14T07:38:00.000-04:00It takes a brave man to write that - I salute you ...It takes a brave man to write that - I salute you sir. But to make it funny (takes hat off) ...Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-89265881166079142452008-10-13T21:48:00.000-04:002008-10-13T21:48:00.000-04:00mmmmmm...nothin's sexier than a fish-belly white c...mmmmmm...nothin's sexier than a fish-belly white chest. Love the 5 stages of grief, very appropriate!Sally HPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04321583478635164338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-66246392886967452942008-10-13T21:40:00.000-04:002008-10-13T21:40:00.000-04:00Ah- the urological shave. My husband still has nig...Ah- the urological shave. My husband still has nightmares about his. The vasectomy was nothing compared to that....<BR/>Good times.<BR/>Glad you you're good.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-59386551324343769932008-10-13T20:34:00.000-04:002008-10-13T20:34:00.000-04:00Denise - Because its all about looking good when y...Denise - Because its all about looking good when you face death in the eye.<BR/><BR/>AMR - But didn't he suffer an anurysm later in that flick.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-57963608641884572092008-10-13T20:21:00.000-04:002008-10-13T20:21:00.000-04:00Congrats on your successful test. Kevin Costner d...Congrats on your successful test. Kevin Costner did a cycling movie back in the early 80s -- American Flyers. In it he performs a stress test in an athlete testing facility and sets some record -- 22 minutes, 16 seconds, I think. Marcus Sommers has nothing on you.AMRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914904745033720478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-10978296517145060802008-10-13T19:09:00.000-04:002008-10-13T19:09:00.000-04:00Can't figure out why you had to wear a blue backle...Can't figure out why you had to wear a blue backless gown for this stress test??~Swankymamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15297775214113910370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-45190160986742280152008-10-13T18:25:00.000-04:002008-10-13T18:25:00.000-04:00Manager MILF - I'll let you look under the hood an...Manager MILF - I'll let you look under the hood and jugde for yourself.<BR/><BR/>Holmes - Good health can kill ya.<BR/><BR/>FADKOG - I must perform mouth-to-mouth on you. And some chest compression.<BR/><BR/>LiteralDan - Always with the poop jokes. You're a pro.<BR/><BR/>CTMom - I would never tread on Manager MiLF's schtick. Unless Manager Dad and My Love approve.Kevin McKeeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-11986036570982007392008-10-13T18:12:00.000-04:002008-10-13T18:12:00.000-04:00Loved the diagram - you should get Photoshop lesso...Loved the diagram - you should get Photoshop lessons from Manager Mom and put your face on the patient. You could put Manager Mom's face as the nurse for extra giggles.CT Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540680943713937060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-24301080534674933022008-10-13T14:38:00.000-04:002008-10-13T14:38:00.000-04:00You've now given me a very rational fear of dying ...You've now given me a very rational fear of dying in a backless gown.<BR/><BR/>Though, at least when I vacate my bowels, I'll be free and clear instead of the slightly ickier alternative.<BR/><BR/>These are the things I think of.<BR/><BR/><BR/>P.S. Among the other things I think of is the fact that Black Hockey Jesus just showed you up at DadCentric, so you've gotta come back with a fierce uppercut to put him back in his place.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-18702478843582869992008-10-12T15:39:00.000-04:002008-10-12T15:39:00.000-04:00The man in the graphic already appears to be dead....The man in the graphic already appears to be dead. At the very least, quite close to it. Good to know you won't be used as future medical modeling purposes.<BR/><BR/>Or will you...<BR/><BR/>Also, you killed me with this. I actually am dead now from the laughing. Irony - you get to live and I die. You've got that on your hands now.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-51084567763034304102008-10-12T10:37:00.000-04:002008-10-12T10:37:00.000-04:00So the lesson is, don't get a physical and you'll ...So the lesson is, don't get a physical and you'll be fine. Got it!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06381359915367648550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-27338539732079431412008-10-12T07:27:00.000-04:002008-10-12T07:27:00.000-04:00Glad to hear that you won't be kicking the bucket ...Glad to hear that you won't be kicking the bucket anytime soon. And that you have a baby-smooth chest. I think.Manager Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17648981937075813835noreply@blogger.com