"That's an scary looking jack-o-lantern, Thing 2. But, uh, what's with the red under the eyes and mouth?"
"That's blood! Oozing out!"
"Uh, awesome, buddy. What else ya got there? That's a big one."
"Yeah. I was the only one to do two pictures. Everyone else only did one. But I did TWO."
"Cool looking witch silhouette in front of the moon, dude."
"Yeah. Look down there ...
"... That's a tombstone by the house!"
"Nice touch, son... but, um, what's that over there? ...
"... Is that a scarecrow? With a chainsaw?"
"Yeah! He came to the life! He cut up the man in the house. That's who's under the tombstone!"
"So, uh ... wanna tear into the bag of AirHeads I bought for the trick-or-treaters?"
Happy Halloween. Be good to your trick-or-treaters. And your kids. Please.