tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post1500623485099016486..comments2024-02-22T10:59:34.564-05:00Comments on Always Home and Uncool.: This Yoga Tale is a Bit of a StretchKevin McKeeverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-80292773823588892432010-07-25T19:12:28.539-04:002010-07-25T19:12:28.539-04:00Thanks for sharing :)Thanks for sharing :)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10306470116188922218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-20589825808416767252010-05-07T08:26:43.908-04:002010-05-07T08:26:43.908-04:00i enjoyed reading this blog, gave me a good laugh....i enjoyed reading this blog, gave me a good laugh. I am trying to do yoga (well, yogalates) and I just cannot. It hurts me to even look at people stretching into positions I'm sure God never intended because they are simply not necessary. Health 'experts' tell us to have more sex; the doctors should prescribe it too!Nursing Homeshttp://www.find-a-nursinghome.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-65739473672047294082010-01-29T22:46:05.058-05:002010-01-29T22:46:05.058-05:00Dude, you wrote about spandex, milky stuff, poses,...Dude, you wrote about spandex, milky stuff, poses, and doctor notes all in one blog post. I'm yours forever.papa2hapahttp://noraebang.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-61363912333251825742010-01-28T17:23:42.841-05:002010-01-28T17:23:42.841-05:00Someone in that picture probably just farted, and ...Someone in that picture probably just farted, and is trying to stay really still so that no-one guesses it was them.<br /><br />At least doing it alone in your basement you'll be spared those indignities. That is - if you every get past downward dog and into hep cat!pixielationhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13554997386379768395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-53616697402019474302010-01-28T16:03:55.546-05:002010-01-28T16:03:55.546-05:00I recently picked up a couple yoga DVDs (because n...I recently picked up a couple yoga DVDs (because no way in hell am I going to a class). I have RA and it's supposed to help with pain.<br /><br />One of them?<br />Yoga for Inflexible People.<br /><br />Turns out, I am flexible. It's the balance thing that is the issue.<br /><br />Good luck with the hip loosening :-Pandreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08604654206631020004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-25884577971357699402010-01-28T15:03:49.820-05:002010-01-28T15:03:49.820-05:00Yoga is great. Now, I've never tried that AM/...Yoga is great. Now, I've never tried that AM/PM stuff you mention so I can't comment on that, but I love yoga; if I didn't do it I'd be decrepit by now I'm sure. Anyway, that being said, you have a real talent for humor. I wish I had that. My writing, by comparison, is quite dull :-)Keith Wilcoxhttp://www.almightydad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-86594396402694586692010-01-28T08:50:57.480-05:002010-01-28T08:50:57.480-05:00Yoga is a strange sort of a creature... And the in...Yoga is a strange sort of a creature... And the instructors tend to be strange sorts of creatures too.choochoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17994404946009103090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-23107822905711034962010-01-27T18:33:24.959-05:002010-01-27T18:33:24.959-05:00I have these fantasies that involve yoga but none ...I have these <i>fantasies</i> that involve yoga but none of them involve a DVD.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-42266106284213739852010-01-27T13:57:40.693-05:002010-01-27T13:57:40.693-05:00I'm very uncomfortable with the thought of you...I'm very uncomfortable with the thought of you laying on your basement floor watching a half naked man. It's not that I'm homophobic. I just don't like the idea of one prostate man goggling another prostate man while alone in a basement.Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-932747339692927862010-01-27T12:09:36.808-05:002010-01-27T12:09:36.808-05:00Wow. Good for you! I have ZERO hand-eye coordinati...Wow. Good for you! I have ZERO hand-eye coordination or strength! Thus, I can't take yoga classes!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-14735746663281124382010-01-27T03:00:12.235-05:002010-01-27T03:00:12.235-05:00I'm disturbed by the notion of contorting my b...I'm disturbed by the notion of contorting my body into something called downward dog or upward dog...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-8115219219468650872010-01-26T20:25:59.225-05:002010-01-26T20:25:59.225-05:00You do realize it hurts for me to laugh, being onl...You do realize it hurts for me to laugh, being only day five after having my spine ripped out and reinserted.<br /><br />Yet, I'm still laughing.<br /><br />And reaching for my pain meds, dammit.Tanis Miller, RNMhttp://theredneckmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-44062768943253566032010-01-26T20:20:18.414-05:002010-01-26T20:20:18.414-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.MShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13616371046892071310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-37795421427075897082010-01-26T17:03:04.727-05:002010-01-26T17:03:04.727-05:00I hear you're supposed to clear your mind when...I hear you're supposed to clear your mind when you're doing yoga, which explains why I have such a hard time doing it. I'm constantly thinking "Why am I doing yoga? Ouch, my back hurts! Do we have any cake left?" as I'm doing it.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-70611719147867922932010-01-26T15:53:11.913-05:002010-01-26T15:53:11.913-05:0034 is not old! lol34 is not old! lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09569843147080971050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-78778910310483944932010-01-26T15:30:56.984-05:002010-01-26T15:30:56.984-05:00When I think of flexibility of someone my age. I t...When I think of flexibility of someone my age. I think of Jackie Chan (55). Before the operation I was keeping up with numerous activities, but no more. Doomed, we are all doomed!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04414561988993487725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-69366823139191874892010-01-26T14:08:13.319-05:002010-01-26T14:08:13.319-05:00okay i so LOL'd...i only wish i was flexible e...okay i so LOL'd...i only wish i was flexible enough to do yoga....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13755834803574964576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-87546512115479096212010-01-26T12:43:34.729-05:002010-01-26T12:43:34.729-05:00I'm new to your blog and just wanted to say th...I'm new to your blog and just wanted to say that I'm 34, have 4 kids, and completely relate to what you write. Maybe that's why I find you so damned funny.Terry Poundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10630363716338502340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-85581181379680044892010-01-26T12:36:35.623-05:002010-01-26T12:36:35.623-05:00Well see u did it wrong! You have to go to a clas...Well see u did it wrong! You have to go to a class full of people with the same purpose in mind...to find the one person that looks more ridiculous than them.<br /><br />Then it doesn't seem that bad!<br /><br />Try that and report! :)Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-24272491638141567132010-01-26T11:56:31.441-05:002010-01-26T11:56:31.441-05:00So I dedicated my entire yoga practice today to yo...So I dedicated my entire yoga practice today to your dilemma and came up with a truly enlightened awareness: I need to buy more Eggos.Mom of 2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-52416681334224265872010-01-26T11:50:32.870-05:002010-01-26T11:50:32.870-05:00You need a new yoga DVD. Yes - DVD.
Best of luck o...You need a new yoga DVD. Yes - DVD.<br />Best of luck on the post - it from the doctor.<br />Apparently Sting does yoga and it's made his sex life AMAZING.sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-57589045632399196492010-01-26T10:05:59.702-05:002010-01-26T10:05:59.702-05:00I have one of those home yoga DVDs too; the woman ...I have one of those home yoga DVDs too; the woman who teaches looks like hugging her would feel like embracing a lycra-wrapped bundle of kindling.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-50896603938049178932010-01-26T09:59:04.470-05:002010-01-26T09:59:04.470-05:00You could try the Wii. The yoga poses in that are...You could try the Wii. The yoga poses in that are great, but the machine itself is smug and judgmental.Homemaker Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184158557108064422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-27174536882510303362010-01-26T09:55:46.389-05:002010-01-26T09:55:46.389-05:00Wasn't Yoga the little guy who talked funny an...Wasn't Yoga the little guy who talked funny and taught young Luke?Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-81864910645677362372010-01-26T09:12:50.085-05:002010-01-26T09:12:50.085-05:00Off to yoga or I would have a witty response to yo...Off to yoga or I would have a witty response to your repose. I'll meditate on this one.Mom of 2noreply@blogger.com