tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post2006091298536503143..comments2024-02-22T10:59:34.564-05:00Comments on Always Home and Uncool.: It's Only a Paper MoonKevin McKeeverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10673014424525900380noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-46881965170558850772010-05-25T02:17:20.617-04:002010-05-25T02:17:20.617-04:00That was total vacation! Loved it!
I can't be...That was total vacation! Loved it!<br />I can't believe you actually put those paper undies on..they looked like some maternity panties I've seen! Are you sure it wasn't a joke on you?Forever in blue jeans.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08641787750185827884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-33957815766793926462009-05-12T16:44:00.000-04:002009-05-12T16:44:00.000-04:00The fact that you could read the box scores -- and...The fact that you could read the box scores -- and proved it! -- was the icing on this particular cupcake.<br /><br />Love it.<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-43085489839598964602009-05-11T20:22:00.000-04:002009-05-11T20:22:00.000-04:00LOL... I would make a great and witty comment, but...LOL... I would make a great and witty comment, but I can't see through my tears and I'm about to pass out because I can't breathe from laughing...Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-24553566508278948842009-05-11T16:56:00.000-04:002009-05-11T16:56:00.000-04:00Why is the song 'Moon River' stuck in my head now?...Why is the song 'Moon River' stuck in my head now?<br /><br />Well, as my Grandad used to say, "It aint a Party until someone shows their Arse.cIIIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02758912891421225305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-62786211310122899522009-05-11T16:55:00.000-04:002009-05-11T16:55:00.000-04:00I could almost feel sorry for you except that whil...I could almost feel sorry for you except that while you were in Punta Cana, I was probably scraping ice off my windshield. I did have underwear on, however.Alison @ Cluck and Tweethttp://www.cluckandtweet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-49945041524952645322009-05-10T03:35:00.000-04:002009-05-10T03:35:00.000-04:00Recuperating from a vacation? LOL!My heart bleeds ...Recuperating from a vacation? LOL!My heart bleeds for you. You're a braver man than I am for sporting those undies.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01393234934008656683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-9735933646575914052009-05-09T20:44:00.000-04:002009-05-09T20:44:00.000-04:00Those thongs freak me the f*ck out.I hate them. LO...Those thongs freak me the f*ck out.I hate them. LOL <br /><br />I think humans are bees. They sense fear*, that's how they knew to look up as you were diving under the sheet. HAHAHAHA<br /><br />*I have no idea if bees can smell fear. I just learned that from the kid in Jerry Meguire. <br /><br />Well, he wasn't *in* Jerry Meguire... but you know what I mean.sam {temptingmama}http://temporarilyme.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-30332300781992916562009-05-09T17:32:00.000-04:002009-05-09T17:32:00.000-04:00Honestly, I'm laughing with you not at you ;)
And...Honestly, I'm laughing with you not at you ;)<br /><br />And did you say you had banana daiquiris?! Wow, I am juvenile!Kathy B!https://www.blogger.com/profile/13932652254033295435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-13224936959801999452009-05-09T16:09:00.000-04:002009-05-09T16:09:00.000-04:00Hi there, I am a first time visitor to your blog ...Hi there, I am a first time visitor to your blog and found it refreshingly funny and down to earth. I will be back to read agian.Bardouble29https://www.blogger.com/profile/02792662853238196699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-30945944496733586862009-05-09T10:36:00.000-04:002009-05-09T10:36:00.000-04:00OMG I went for a massage here in Italy ONCE. I ju...OMG I went for a massage here in Italy ONCE. I just couldn't relax in the paper thong. What is that for anyway? Hygiene? Certainly not discretion. I'd so much rather go naked. The paper thong just kept reminding me of how very naked I was.Christine Gramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13783180729146518061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-29683619355929577892009-05-08T14:43:00.000-04:002009-05-08T14:43:00.000-04:00Other than the horror of actually picturing the wh...Other than the horror of actually picturing the whole sorted affair...this is one hilarious post!Lenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209407882376871619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-13815231159197478852009-05-08T14:23:00.000-04:002009-05-08T14:23:00.000-04:00Wait - was the mud bath place on my recommendation...Wait - was the mud bath place on my recommendation? - Indian Springs in Calistoga? That's the best!<br /><br />I had a nice oceanfront massage in BVI this spring, loved it.<br /><br />PS I am really sorry they made you wear paper panties. I probably would not have spoken of it again.StationStopshttp://www.stationstops.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-27903615700340226122009-05-08T11:12:00.000-04:002009-05-08T11:12:00.000-04:00Oh, what a delightful way to start my bloggy day.
...Oh, what a delightful way to start my bloggy day.<br /><br />Where's my mental floss??<br /><br />Shade and Sweetwater,<br />KKyddrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07668797984157146798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-42318617097210728652009-05-08T02:41:00.000-04:002009-05-08T02:41:00.000-04:00They really can't do better than translucent paper...They really can't do better than translucent paper underpants? Why not at least chop leg holes in brown paper grocery bags? Not saying it's comfortable, but at least you've got the coverage locked down.<br /><br />Great story, and great post. Doesn't that, along with the alcohol, almost make it worth while?LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-29887341844776681762009-05-07T21:45:00.000-04:002009-05-07T21:45:00.000-04:00I will happily bare my ass to a beach full of stra...I will happily bare my ass to a beach full of strangers in exchange for a massage.<br /><br />I'm not sure what that says about me.Miss Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12934134485175970612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-21156730923449490772009-05-07T20:59:00.000-04:002009-05-07T20:59:00.000-04:00Now what I was expecting was a good massage story ...Now what I was expecting was a good massage story complete with "happy ending"....LOL!<br /><br />ps- if your schlong sarong was so see-thru, I hope she only did your back while you were lying face down. Or not??<br /><br />LOLOLOLSwirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-56945654275482310732009-05-07T20:30:00.000-04:002009-05-07T20:30:00.000-04:00Wow! Sounds like you needed a massage after the a...Wow! Sounds like you needed a massage after the all that stress of preparation.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16253518897502046799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-42208713222951093512009-05-07T20:04:00.000-04:002009-05-07T20:04:00.000-04:00As a massage therapist, I can tell you, it's just ...As a massage therapist, I can tell you, it's just another body on the table. You'd be surprised at how boring my job really is.<br /><br />Now if you were Clive Owen, well that might get my attention.Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-66417190705178408322009-05-07T18:54:00.000-04:002009-05-07T18:54:00.000-04:00But, but but, was the massage GOOD???? You need t...But, but but, was the massage GOOD???? You need to travel more - put on your big boy panties - oh yeah...........well, forget that pantie part, go to more European places where they don't bother to look at naked butts.Susan Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06755153568864508986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-2329219201032206452009-05-07T17:41:00.000-04:002009-05-07T17:41:00.000-04:00The title of this post alone is sheer (heh...) bri...The title of this post alone is sheer (heh...) brilliance, but then you wrote a funny post that allows me to smirk and think "mmm...MANties!"<br /><br />manties, manties, manties...for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-38255548288465387282009-05-07T17:33:00.000-04:002009-05-07T17:33:00.000-04:00When in doubt, flaunt it, I always say. They prob...When in doubt, flaunt it, I always say. They probably wanted to know why the "full moon" in the middle of the day....Mike https://www.blogger.com/profile/03160644538192464969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-87119544891884300192009-05-07T17:03:00.000-04:002009-05-07T17:03:00.000-04:00This story brought tears to my eyes..... completel...This story brought tears to my eyes..... completely at your expense. Too Funny!Mom of 2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-76467102855775806812009-05-07T17:02:00.000-04:002009-05-07T17:02:00.000-04:00Aside from your embarrassment that sounds delightf...Aside from your embarrassment that sounds delightful! The only massage I've ever had was on the beach in Jamaica...heaven!Peggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907490294688508999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-84217691474875914692009-05-07T13:28:00.000-04:002009-05-07T13:28:00.000-04:00First of all, glad to see you didn't die of the sw...First of all, glad to see you didn't die of the swine flu because I was getting a little worried since you hadn't posted in a while. Secondly, I'm both intrigued and slightly grossed out by the photo of the baseball stats through the banana hammock. I hope you threw them BOTH out when you were done taking the picture.Cat https://www.blogger.com/profile/14407425908043520623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7478885332727102848.post-39729152514900090512009-05-07T12:48:00.000-04:002009-05-07T12:48:00.000-04:00That's too freaking hilarious! Where can I obtain ...That's too freaking hilarious! Where can I obtain some of those paper thongs for my husband?blissfully caffeinatedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857689482419899398noreply@blogger.com