The Mouthy Housewives have kidnapped me!
Despite my pleas to be their sex slave, they have instead chained me to a Dell and demanded I give them the day off.
Hence, I’m filling in today as their guest advice columnist.
The only way for me to be released so I can return here with a real blog post is for you to read my words on their site about husbands who give lame gifts and their needy spouses.
Hurry! Before they make me do windows, too!