Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Friday, May 12, 2017
Is anything as inseparable as a dad and his lawn?
Maybe a dad and his grill.
Or a dad and his beer.
Definitively a dad and that pair of underwear from 15 years ago with the air-conditioned crotch that’s just too dang comfy to toss.
But let’s get back to lawns and #LawnGoals because that is what the good people at Cub Cadet are paying me to write about here.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Monday, April 3, 2017
Professional athletes -- baseball players, in particular -- are known for having very specific and downright odd pre-game rituals. Hall of Famer Wade Boggs, for example, always ate chicken. Contrarily, he wasn’t particular about whether it was cooked by his wife or mistress.
Fans have their rituals, too. Here’s what has happened in the past 24 hours, just as it has for the past decade, leading up to my family’s annual excursion to see today's New York Mets home opener:
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
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I’m not talking logistics or the political maneuvering. I mean literal “work on the grounds.”
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
It started when she would never get out of it. At least not without repeatedly smacking the snooze button like she was tenderizing a cheap cut of beef or quieting a protester at a Trump rally.
Monday, February 13, 2017
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. For single folks, it’s a day for love and romance; for us marrieds, it’s been there, done that, now hand me the damn remote.
If only we had paid attention. If only we had heeded the long-term side effects, printed in microscopic lettering on the back of those pink and red Hallmarks, that alerted us to the chances that love may eventually cause children.
Monday, January 30, 2017
My Uncool Past
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