I’ve had some problems with my wife in bed.
It started when she would never get out of it. At least not
without repeatedly smacking the snooze button like she was tenderizing a cheap
cut of beef or quieting a protester at a Trump rally.
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Monday, February 13, 2017
Your Valentine’s Day Side Effects May Vary
Tomorrow is
Valentine’s Day. For single folks, it’s a day for love and romance; for us
marrieds, it’s been there, done that, now hand me the damn remote.
If only we
had paid attention. If only we had heeded the long-term side effects, printed in
microscopic lettering on the back of those pink and red Hallmarks, that alerted us
to the chances that love may eventually cause children.
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