Congratulations on surviving another Halloween.
However, it may have been [“werewolf howling”
sound effect] …
Your LAST! [“Evil
laughter” sound effect!]
On a WEEKNIGHT! [“Thousands of good-looking column readers scratching their heads”
sound effect. If unavailable, substitute “crickets chirping.”]
A national movement is afoot to move
trick-or-treating from the last day of October – that’s the 31st
every year – to the last Saturday of the month – that’s the fourth or fifth
one, depending on El Nino, La Nina and immigration laws.