Thank you for that warm introduction, Dr. Principalperson. And thank you for your bravery. Some would consider it pretentious of non-medical professionals such as yourself to still want to be addressed as “doctor” during these pandemic times.
What did you say, Dr. P? Huh?
Oh, seems I’ve muted everyone’s microphones for my portion of the Zoom graduation ceremony.
Oh, seems I’ve muted everyone’s microphones for my portion of the Zoom graduation ceremony.
See that, my dearest beleaguered faculty,
our hardest-working custodial staff, and most of all, you -- The Coronavirus Class
of 2020. The ability to click a button and shut up your alleged superiors is just
one feature of COVID-19 life that’s not too shabby.
Now let us ponder that phrase: “alleged
superiors.”