1. Sell your current house.
2. Move 200 miles out of state.
3. Then, and only then, buy a house built when lives were simpler and homeowners smaller.
That’s what we did this autumn. My Love received a job offer she couldn’t possibly pass up even though, despite living in a world brimming with deadly airborne contagions and pants-less Zoom calls from home, it required her to work on-site. With live, air-spewing co-workers. And, I assume, a dress code.