My first job in the workforce focused on profiling and segregation.
I spent much of my 16th
year in the dank underground of a supermarket, determining whether the
bottles and cans returned for a nickel deposit really came from our store.
Those that didn’t were pitched in the trash; those that did were separated by
material and color then stacked or bagged for recycling.
Nothing felt physically good about this work.
Certainly not the sticky soda residue that inevitably coated my skin and
clothes or the stench of stale beer that remained in my nasal membranes for
hours past quitting time. However, it was somewhat satisfying psychologically. I was literally on the basement floor of a burgeoning environmental
and financial movement. Our state's “bottle bill” had been in place only a few
years at the time and already a difference could be seen. Fewer empties lined our
state’s roadsides replaced by garbage-bag-toting fortune seekers.
But those were simpler times. A nickel was a nickel then, meaning it was worth nearly three cents. That could still buy you a piece of gum – pun-tasic comic and fortune included if it was Bazooka. Residential curbside recycling? Bah, twice a week trash pickup – that was the suburban utopia we lived in back then.
These memories recently came pouring over me, along
with a familiar sticky residue and stale stench. This week -- for the first
time in ages -- I returned my empties to the market to collect the deposit
rather than conveniently toss them into our city-issued, single-stream recycling
bin at home.
Was I that desperate for the nickels? Well,
not as desperate as our city and state.
You’ve probably read or heard about the crash
of the recycling materials market. Where U.S. municipalities once made modest
profits selling the tons of paper, plastic, glass, metal and cardboard it
collected, most are now having to pay others to haul it away -- sometimes to the
landfills recycling was supposed to help us avoid. In my hometown, for example, went from making $95,000 in recycling revenue
in the 2016-17 fiscal year to spending $700,000 the next to get rid of the stuff. That's a lot of nickels.
The blame for the collapse is international
and domestic. China, the biggest buyer of U.S. recyclables, for no longer takes
most of our discards. This, they say, is because our shipments were regularly
contaminated with unacceptable amounts of food waste, foam cups and other junk
and gunk that made recycling impossible. Seems single-stream recycling made Americansvery good at putting things into a recycling bin, just not necessarily the thingsthat could be recycled.
So rather than make my city – and, hence, my fellow
taxpayers – cough up the cash, I figured it would be greener, while putting more green in my wallet, to use the
bottle and can redemption machines at the grocery. Doing so, theoretically,
keep these materials separate and “clean” for recycling rather than chance them
mingling with a greasy pizza box or other yuck that inevitable finds its way
into the municipal household pickup.
Also, I learned that of the 10 states that
have bottle deposit laws, mine ranks dead last in consumer redemption at
around 50 percent? Single-stream recycling has made us lazy, sloppy
spendthrifts! Besides every unclaimed nickel goes straight into the state’s coffers,
and what’s our legislature going to do with it? Most likely spend it on highway toll
gantries that will take more of my money. I plan to drink and redeem enough to
pay all my future EZ Pass bills; I have insurance to pay for my new liver.
Back to that summer. You’ll be happy to know I
did such a good job of keeping the plastic away from the glass and the browns
away from the greens that I was eventually moved out of the basement. My next task
required skills to reign in chaos and promote consumer/business harmony through
gathering and unifying. I rounded up abandoned shopping carts from the parking
lot.
No comments:
Post a Comment
REMEMBER: You're at your sexiest when you comment.