Want revenge on the local Chinese restaurant that’s always stuffing menus under your windshield wiper?
Then you need some flyers to plaster on its storefront window that say “Dim Sum Of This, Bozo!”
Tired of all those negative ads politicians have been mailing you every day this election season?
These and many more practical and less sophomoric things can be accomplished with the help of one of my generous advertisers, NextDayFlyers.com. They also do cool business cards and charming greeting cards but that doesn’t make for entertaining reading for you, now does it?
IT’S A GIVEAWAY, CONTEST, A FREEBIE!
As proof of their blind faith in me as a means to their ends, they are letting me give one of you fair Uncoolniks a $25 printing credit good for anything they sell online. Here’s the rules, you need to:
- Be at least 18 years of age.
- Leave a comment, any comment, on this post.
- Be hungry like the wolf. Or at least a bit peckish.
That’s it. Winner will be announced in one week’s time.
Disclosure: Duh, these folks bought ad space on my blog. This giveaway was part of our agreement. They offered me a printing credit, too, but I’m passing solely because they were nice enough to buy ad space. Makes me feel like less of a status symbol and more of a man.
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Please don’t forget to vote today and every day through the end of the month to help Cure JM win a $250,000 Pepsi Refresh grant. We need to hold on to the No. 2 until Sept. 1 to win the money. If you can, also vote for these other great kids’ causes we are supporting.
Back to my self-imposed Blogger Rehab. Watch for more special guests Friday and Monday.