Trolls suck. They make obnoxious comments on your blog then scurry off to hide under a bridge or as Fox News commentators:
Gnomes, on the other hand, are all right. They're good for a free beer, quick with a joke and willing to give you blog inspiration when you need it the most:
That is until you piss them off. Even the smallest mythical creatures have ego issues from time to time:
Next thing you know, they're organizing unruly "flash" mobs to bring you down:
Then, they really get out of control. They're running wild and causing havoc all over your home and blog:
So, to you, VE at VE's Fantastical Nonsense, to keep all those potentially rebellious gnomes lurking in your site header under control, I give to you this -- the "Gnome-Be-Gone Goodfellas":
Your brains?
ReplyDeleteAre too full of acrid insanity and effervescent funny to eat. They would give me heartburn.
Oh this was great. I am sure VE will appreciate the thought you put into his gift.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious and seriously? Who knew there were so many naughty gnome pictures??
ReplyDeleteI want to meet the people who laboriously crafted those very special gnomes.
ReplyDeleteLook at the shading, the attention to detail.
And better yet, I want to meet the poor, underpaid Chinese factory workers who are probably made to paint the buttcracks all day, every day, fascinated and horrified in their conviction that all Americans have at least one of these up on their mantles.
Wow. Pornographic gnomes. Some people have way too much time on their hands.
ReplyDeleteyou clearly have too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeleteI am STILL lol.
ReplyDeletedang I LOVE gnomes happy SSCSI day!
ReplyDeleteI need to know who buys the naughty gnomes and remember the neighborhoods to avoid when looking for my next house.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in shock! I've never in my life pictured gnomes having sex. It was kind of disturbing in a hilarious sort of way. LOL!
ReplyDeleteGot up for a cup of coffee sat back down and I'm still laughing.
Those gnomes give me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteElves are better this time of year! ;)
Thanks for the funny... um, I think.
I don't know which is scarier. Just seeing Bill O'Reilly or gnomes behaving badly.
ReplyDeleteYou made me LOL so hard...those gnomes are naughty!!
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm still looking for my SSCSI gifter and I thought maybe it was you, but Nooooo...VE gets like the best gift ever, GoodFellas and a lot of naughty troll porn to boot!
ReplyDeleteIs this something I can pick up at Target or Spencer's Gifts?
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME! And you'll note it was just what I was hoping for. I even said so on my blog post.
ReplyDeleteSuperior use of artwork...check
Content is fantastical...check
Gnomes and quite naughty...check
Wow...a perfect Christmas. And I see you also learned where that phrase "Size doesn't matter" comes from now...
Thanks for the present. YOU ROCK!
Usually when I see a post with Bill O'Reilly's face, I just move along.
ReplyDeleteThe porno gnomes made it all worth it.
oh my gosh!! porny gnomes!! ACK!
ReplyDeleteI am a long standing fan of gnomes. I once was married to on efor 10 years. He could never distinguish between the fantasyland and the real world..so we divorced. However..to many people surprise....they are hung!
ReplyDeletethe gnome gang bang actually made me spit out my coffee.
ReplyDeleteand burned my retinas...thanks.
too funny, i had no idea their was gnome porn
ReplyDeleteI came for gnome porn and gnome porn I got. My night is complete
ReplyDeleteUm, that was so dirty I need to suck my eyeballs out and have them Windexed clean.
ReplyDeleteGnomes freak me out.
Good Lord! Troll porn!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't I think of this?!?!
Come to think of it, I always did have a thing for short guys...
:^) Anna
Oh...my....god.
ReplyDeleteWow! Great gift for VE!
ReplyDeleteIt's like you've always gnown what he wanted.