Monday, November 21, 2011

Upcoming Tweets from @mrskutcher

demi moore divorce twitterThis all confirms that CBS hired one “half man” to replace another.

Just took some nude photos of myself … with my new Canon PowerShot.

Valuable life lesson: What happens with a blonde tramp in the hot tub, doesn’t stay in either.

Yo @justinbieber! My invitation stands.

@aplusk The million $$ Redford gave me is not part of the pre-nup. It was a movie, moron.

Counseling with rabbi at Kabbalah Centre. Hope I properly used the words “schtup” and “schmuck.”

About last night … the tub shower is warm, wet and waiting for you once again, @RobLowe.

Finally! I can stop explaining how I survived growing up without social media.

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9 comments:

  1. Afraid I just don't get the whole Twitter thing. Yep, I'm old and it's showing.

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  2. Ditto Bijoux. Definitely Yum!

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  3. Poor Hollywood actors. They just can't get a break.

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  4. I dislike Demi Moore AND Ashton Kutcher, so... yeah. I'm with Muskrat.

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  5. LOVE @Mrs.Kutcher's new profile... HaHa! I had That 70's Show reruns also, but that's because stupid commedies annoy me... Just like the new one Mr. Kutcher is in now.
    Thanks for the laugh.

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  6. Blonds and hot tubs= always a dangerous combo.

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  7. Lost me at Rob Lowe too. He's yummy times a bazillion. Also, what the Muskrat said.

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  8. Incredible the mental stamina of these people: to be able to joke about their marriage falling apart.

    Oh, well: I guess she's not that broken up about it. Enough is enough, right? If it looks like a snake, moves like a snake...

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