Just took some nude photos of myself … with my new Canon PowerShot.
Valuable life lesson: What happens with a blonde tramp in the hot tub, doesn’t stay in either.
Yo @justinbieber! My invitation stands.
@aplusk The million $$ Redford gave me is not part of the pre-nup. It was a movie, moron.
Counseling with rabbi at Kabbalah Centre. Hope I properly used the words “schtup” and “schmuck.”
About last night … the tub shower is warm, wet and waiting for you once again, @RobLowe.
Finally! I can stop explaining how I survived growing up without social media.
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