- Got hit by some glass fragments when Tiger Woods' wife broke me out of the Escalade.
- Am still half in the bag from drinking with the local bloggers last night.
- Am testing a new reverse method of preventing holiday photo red eye for Adobe.
- Was weeping for Alex P. Keaton, knowing he could never handle his mom switching family ties.
- Popped a vessel stifling the laughs while reviewing the new Ray Romano show "Men of a Certain Age" for DadCentric.
- Beat Thing 2 in a Pokemon battle and it degraded into a 'poke my eye' battle.
- Thought I needed to experience bloody murder before writing about it in my final entry for Polite Fictions.
C'mon. Your guess is as good as mine.