All it takes is a click. No registering, no giving your bank account number to a Nigerian prince’s exiled daughter, nothing. Just go to my Circle of Moms Top 25 Daddy Blogs page and click the “Votes” logo once a day.
Oh, sure, I could throw a fit about being called a “daddy blog” (How pejorative! How condescending to my gender! How I need a life!), but what the hey – no other big-time “parenting” websites ever look to promote me and my fellow weenie wielders (I’m eye-balling you, Babble.com) despite our devotion to our kids, such as teaching the next generation the Zen of armpit flatulence sounds.
So it’s an honor just to be nominated. However, I’d much rather win.
Therefore, vote for me!
Read my lips! No new taxes! Except on telemarketers and bad PR pitches to bloggers!
Pot in every chicken; a band in every garage!
Tippecanoe was Uncool, too!
Etc. Etc. So on and so forth.
You’ve come a long way, blogosphere. Now give us daddies some love … and votes.
It's on like Bloggy Kong.
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ReplyDelete...I'll vote for you if you vote for me. It's our secret.
Voting like they do in Chicago. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove voting
ReplyDeleteI fully support heavy taxes on PR firms, as long as said taxes are redistributed in the form of beer.
ReplyDeleteWait- all my friends are on that list! I should add myself.
ReplyDeleteI did vote for you, but I'll admit I had to vote for some of the others, too.
great post and congrats
ReplyDeletehey... how come I'm not nominated for top 25 daddy blogs!? WTH!? THis this is pre determined I think... voting will do you know good! hehehe
ReplyDeleteI wrote in Perez Hilton.
ReplyDeleteI love pot!
ReplyDeleteOh, and yeah, yeah - I'll vote...
I voted! Now where's that free beer you promised me?
ReplyDeleteGood beer, too, none of that off-label stuff :)
If you vote for Ron, I'll vote for you. Does that make sense? Wait, no. I vote for Ron, and you vote for Ron, and Ron votes...fuck it. I'm gonna vote for Ralph Nader.
ReplyDeleteWill your hanging chads count?
ReplyDeleteYou had me at flaulence
ReplyDeleteOK, you got me. I'm not a dad, I'm not a parent, and I'm not uncool (mostly), but this is a fun site. Just subscribed and looking forward to reading about the trials and tribs of daddies everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAwesome sauce,
The Dilettante
You had me at "no other big-time “parenting” websites ever look to promote me and my fellow weenie wielders." I love weenie wielder... so count me in!!
ReplyDeleteI've voted, tweeted and shared on facebook!
Plus I'm Irish and you know our motto, vote early and vote often!
I support you all the way, more power...
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