So, I clicked.
Now, TiVo, I love you. Madly. Even when you spent many precious hours last year canoodling with the overnight lineup of the Logo channel (not that there's anything wrong with that), I forgave you. You are bound to experiment once in while. I understand. I don't approve sometimes -- especially when you short me the conclusion of "Rescue Me," you sexy technological whore -- but I understand.
But tractor pulling? Baby, let me show you what I REALLY like …
"I recorded that. Don't delete it!" said My Love, halting me in mid-fondle of my large, hard, black remote.
"Whenever I get mad at you, I like to watch it. It reminds me how lucky I am because you could have a lot worse habits and hobbies than the ones you do."
I love it when she gets all "Nebraska corn-detassler who escaped the trailer park and made it in the Big City" on me. It makes me all ... you know.
Now, what's on Spike TV?
If you enjoyed this, fast forward to Humor-Blogs.com and hit replay over and over again, you beast.