Thursday, April 15, 2010

Play Win the Sausage! (Hiding It Later is Optional) - CLOSED!

THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED! 
But don't leave empty handed! Go back to my home page, read a post or two and grab a laugh.
-- The Uncool Management
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hillshire farm go meat logoDid my last post make your mouth water? I know it wasn't my scintillating writing, so it must have been the lure of ...

YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF HILLSHIRE FARM PRODUCTS

The lovely Liz from Hillshire's PR/marketing agency sent me an e-mail last month that:
  • Didn't refer to me by the wrong name or gender.
  • Offered a product I can actually relate to. I'm thinking Liz made the "meat for a meathead" connection, but I'm hoping it was something far dirtier yet more flattering, you sweet thang, you.
  • Wasn't tied-in to a worthless reality star. Yes, I know I'm being redundant.
Liz's minions (which I'm sure she has many of and she dresses them in lederhosen and St. Pauli's Girl outfits) shipped over some Hillshire Farm Beef Smoked Sausage and Polska Kielbasa, both of which survived the great Uncool Power Outage of 2010.

I was planning on making one of the recipes she also sent, but My Love got a hold of the sausage (that's what she said) and tossed it into a pot with some crushed tomatoes and a mess of red and black beans.

Simply: Oh, baby, goooooooood!

Here's what you can do to get a chance at

WINNING A YEAR'S SUPPLY
OF HILLSHIRE FARM PRODUCTS

1. Leave a comment on this post by no later than 11:59 p.m. EDT, April 22, 2010. Any kind of comment will do, but if you want to entertain the judges, we do like originality, poise and the occasional naughty limerick.

2. Earn extra entries by Tweeting a link to this post (just include @homeanduncool in the Tweet so I can count it).

A winner will be selected at random on April 23, 2010. The winner will be announced shortly thereafter so you'll need to check back.

Meanwhile, Go Meat!

212 comments:

  1. I would have limned, but ...

    Go sausage!

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  2. Mr Uncool,

    I do believe you need to see if Mrs Uncool could possibly reproduce the ingredients to said sausage, beans and tomato recipe. For when we win the sausages of course!

    blessings!

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  3. My apologies to anyone offended, but Uncool just teed it up so well....

    There once was a Cat who was packin'
    Some meat that was just made for snackin'
    A tasty sausage galore
    For any Las Vegas whore
    But, alas, his golf game went lackin'

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  4. Wow! You actually got a good sales pitch for once. Like you said, mine all have the wrong gender and they get my name wrong. They clearly don't even know what my blog's about. The mere fact that you managed to find a competent marketing person is fantastic and worthy of praise to Hillshire Farms.

    Oh, I don't do funny. Especially not funny limericks (as much as I'd love to have that ability) :-)

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  5. Who doesn't like a years worth of sausage? ;)

    Count me in!

    The odds look good right now!

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  6. I would like some of your sausage, please... wait.

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  7. I would like some of your sausage too please...but only if we can make it a family thing and also include your Mrs. and my Renta-Hubby... (OK, get your mind outta the gutter, that's just gross.)

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  8. yeah, my vegan spouse would LOVE that!

    LOL



    Aloha from Waikiki


    Comfort Spiral

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  9. I got nuthin I tell ya, nuthin at all. So I'm getting in the queue with this nuthin comment. *sigh*

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  10. Are there Twinkies involved, or is it just sausage.
    I got the meat, I need some Twinkies!

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  11. Ooh, I sure would like all that meat. Uh, what I mean is, Gimme That Sausage!

    I mean hi.

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  12. Second free meet post this week...I must be hungry.

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  13. Yum! Maybe if I win some sausage, it will officially become Spring in Michigan and we can grill out! Here's hoping...to win!

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  14. My kids eat Hillshire all the time-this would make Dad a hero in the house.

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  15. Sara Lee owns fifteen companies that sell meat

    Which has me wondering how Hillshire Farms beat

    The other fourteen brands

    Into the Uncool's hands

    When surely Ballpark Franks is the brand that he'd eat.

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  16. Amusing? Me? Umm...not so much. But I do have a recipe for something we call "Slumgulleon" that involves sausage, tomatoes, potatoes, yellow squash, zucchini, onion, and butter.

    Slice the ingredients, layer in a pot, season with a little salt, pepper, and garlic powder, cover, cook on low heat until potatoes are done. Good eats.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

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  17. A years worth of meat. That is a deal that can't be passed up. Go meat!

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  18. Mmmmm meat! Grilling season is fast approaching

    droopydog63@hotmail.com

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  19. I want to win the sausage
    And all the yummy meat
    So pick my name, I beg you
    I want those Hillshire treats!






    cdziuba@aol.com

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  20. tweeted http://twitter.com/cdziuba/status/12417992127

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  21. I WANT TO WIN
    SOME SAUSAGE AMD MEAT
    MY NEIGHBORS AND FRINDS
    WOULD THINK THAT IT'S NEAT

    I WOULD BRAG
    AND SHOUT TO HE SKY
    IF I WON THIS
    I SURELY WOULD CRY

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  22. Hit me with your best shot,
    so I can throw it in the pot.
    Hillshire Farms and veggies too,
    make my famous Italian stew!

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  23. WE LIKE BRATWURST IN OUR HOME AND WE TRYED TO MAKE LIKE THE GERMANS COOK BRATWURST IN GERMANY WITH ALL THE SIDE DISHES THEY DO, BUT ITS GIID BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THE GERMANS, I HAVE GERMAN FRIENDS IN GERMANY SO WHEN I GO THERE I TRY TO LEARN FROM THEM HOW TO COOK BRATWURST

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  24. Love those little wienies! And the bigger wienies too...

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  25. BBQ session has started bring on the sausage

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  26. I want to win some sausage!
    austma7@aol.com

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  27. A great song must have a good beat
    To make you get off of your seat
    But to get to the lovin'
    Put food in the oven
    And make meat too good to be beat

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  28. Let's add a non-offensive tweet:

    http://twitter.com/ky2here1/status/12420800486

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  29. I hope I get's me some sausage!

    abfantom at yahoo dot com

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  30. I'm a big fan of pub style food. Sausage slices and cubes of Cheddar cheese on a toothpick. That and a few pints of room temperture beer.

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  31. Just found your site and I will have to spend some time here....in the meantime, why not win some meat.

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  32. I have heard you are giving away some meat. I like a nice tube of meat.

    (It's funny because sometimes a penis is refered to as meat).

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  33. Grilling season is just starting, would love some sausage!

    sueellison@hcecwildblue.com

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  34. May I say I am highly offended by all of the other comments. Delete all them and leave only this one! :)

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  35. Tweet
    https://twitter.com/suebaby05/status/12427087831

    sueellison@hcecwildblue.com

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  36. Oh, gee what should I do....
    Cook me, some susages-
    or cook me some stew?
    I am a real bad poet, and don't think I don't know it!
    It's fun writing prose, especially when it's bad,
    Gosh , oh dolly-If I don't win I'll be real sad!!!
    diane Baum
    esldiane@gmail.com

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  37. I could use a little sausage...

    melissamcnicol at yahoo dot com

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  38. Go meat! Go sausage! Yummy
    dlhaley(AT)hotmail(DOT)com

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  39. Hello, you said you were going to pick a random winner,well my name is Random hahaha nahhh really my name is Goodwin so I would really be glad if you picked a Goodwin instead of random for the winner!

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  40. A sausage in every pot. Oh wait that;s supposed to be a potato. But Sausage is better. So a sausage in every pot.

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  41. tweet http://twitter.com/sodahoney/status/12434688173

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  42. Please enter me in you sausage giveaway. Who couldn't use some good (long) sausage?!

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  43. I tweeted http://twitter.com/cstironkat/status/12434937675

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  44. Yum yum, these look incredible! Sausage for a year? Can't beat that!
    Thank you for the giveaway :)
    hurdler4eva(at)gmail(dot)com

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  45. I love this sausage. Thank you for the chance and have a great week!

    LWons@HotMail.com

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  46. I can already smell the sausage cooking on my grill ;).

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  47. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I want some sausage
    and kielbassa too.


    ppoverboard@aol.om

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  48. Hillshire is the best
    Forget all the rest
    Feels great in your tummy
    It's exceptionally yummy!

    Sorry about that folks.

    sphinxcw at aol dot com

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  49. HORTON111@AOL.COM

    THIS COMPANY MAKES GOOD SAUSAGE

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  50. i want to win
    some meat
    Birthday is coming
    i really am sweet
    ii deserve this meat

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  51. I'd love to win a year of meat! It would be great during grilling season.

    teenytig@sbcglobal.net

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  52. Awesome comtest ~ funny blog.

    Count me in!

    renski17@fortaj.com

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  53. Tweet - http://twitter.com/Facetwit17/status/12454611142

    renski17@fortaj.com

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  54. Mmmm....sausage. hmb@fortaj.com

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  55. What an awesome, delicious, super, fantastic, terrific, grrreat prize!
    txgigggles@yahoo.com

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  56. Tweet -http://twitter.com/HMB99/status/12455644883

    hmb@fortaj.com

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  57. Well, let's see... I've been 'sharing' (aka giving the best parts) with my daughter since she was born 16 years ago. Not that I mind, of course, but...

    She's just recently become a vegetarian, so that means that if I were lucky enough to win this, the yummy, yummy goodies would be ALL MINE (insert semi evil chuckle)! Mine, mine, mine! And, I'd even get to eat them HOT! OMG - a hot meal. Memories!

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  58. I just scrapped off all the crud from my grill and am ready to accept this batch of meat to muck up the grill this summer!

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  59. We use Hillshire Farms products all the time and like their lil smokies, lunchmeats and sausages.

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  60. Daily Tweet
    https://twitter.com/suebaby05/status/12464533220

    sueellison@hcecwildblue.com

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  61. I love sausage so count me in.

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  62. Sausage me this and sausage me that. will I share? I'll keep it under my hat.

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  63. Meat for a year or my husband? Atleast the meat would be there when I wanted it.

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  64. mmmmm MEAT!

    autumn398 @ yahoo.com

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  65. Okay, I live in the Sausage Factory. I have to enter this.

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  66. A year's supply of meat...bring it on. I have to admit this would be for me and not my husband. Maybe that's a good thing.

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  67. I come from a long line of carnivores, and I love sausage!!!
    marcia.goss@gmail.com

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  68. sausage and eggs,
    a meal to please,
    can't wait to taste them,
    give me some, please.

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  69. I tweeted.
    http://twitter.com/mgoss123/status/12470609080
    marcia.goss@gmail.com

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  70. follow you on twitter and tweeted Latest: http://blogonkevin.blogspot.com/2010/04/play-win-sausage-hiding-it-later-is.html less than 5 seconds ago

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  71. I'm just a boring Mommy but hope I can enter. lol Thank you!!

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  72. A Year's Supply of Hilshire Farm?
    You wouldn't have to twist MY arm!
    What would I do with all that meat?
    My hungry family would eat, eat, eat!

    hi_joan_elliott at hotmail dot com

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  73. Sorry, not very good at limericks but I'd still like to enter.

    adr1001025[at]msn.com

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  74. I love sausage. It goes great with most meals anytime of the day.

    umichalum08(at)gmail(dot)com

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  75. Why did the Polish sausage stop dating Maple cured sausage? Answer- Maple was very sweet, but, he just wasn't a morning person.
    writer61@yahoo.com

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  76. we always have this on hand in our freezer...just in case

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  77. we love meat around here

    steph.rutledge@gmail.com

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  78. I like Hilshire Farms products.

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  79. The sausage with red beans & black beans sounds good. Sausage is my "go-to" for quick meals when I'm tired. We'll often grill it or chop it up and throw it in a rice mix.

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  80. I need to win so I can have a Sausage Cookout!
    Thanks for the chance.
    mogrill@comcast.net

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  81. She got hold of your sausage, huh? Ok, I need the link to the x-rated version of your blog!

    However, if I can get my head out of the x-rated gutter, it does give me ideas about tomorrow's dinner. Thanks!

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  82. This whole post made me laugh.

    GO Sausage! Go

    ctazie(at)aol(dot)com

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  83. I smell sausage!
    leenburke@yahoo.com

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  84. Daily Tweet
    https://twitter.com/suebaby05/status/12516924762

    sueellison@hcecwildblue.com

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  85. There once was a girl from Nantucket

    Oh...wait...that's probably not appropriate for here.

    Go meat!

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  86. Great Contest! We love Hillshire Farms at our house!

    gjsrjs@sbcglobal.net

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  87. Hillshire Sausage is #1!!

    barbara.montyj at gmail dot com

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  88. Tweet @JalapenoMama
    http://twitter.com/JalapenoMama/status/12522492448

    barbara.montyj at gmail dot com

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  89. I am here to get in on the SAUSAGE FESTIVAL...wait--that didn't sound right...I throw mine on the grill--that didn't sound right either...

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  90. I guess so!! Who couldn't use a whole year's worth of good sausage?

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  91. I am a "recovering vegetarian" and would love to win this lot o' meat.

    rugerpuppies at hotmail dot com

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  92. I love Hillshire Farm!

    :) Thank you for the wonderful giveaway! :)

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  93. Yum a years worth of Sausage! Go Meat!

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  94. tweet!

    http://twitter.com/terri142/status/12539369243

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  95. we love hillshire sausage with sweet bell pepper sweet onions on a hoga bun.we get this at the bushy mountain apple festivel north wilkesboro love them

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  96. Great giveaway. Wish I had the talent to write a limerick, but I don't so hope a thank you will suffice.
    lorenalke@yahoo.com

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  97. RECIPES, SCHMECIPES...I would love to just throw these on the grill & go to town...a bun & mustard is all I need.
    Thanks!

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  98. well, i already have enough sausage to go around, but this would be nice too :)

    titans_arrow@yahoo.com

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  99. I hear you can't beat Hillshire's meat, not even if you marry it. Not a limerick, but quite naughty.

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  100. Tweeted
    http://twitter.com/heaventrees/status/12559467298

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  101. Who doesn't want a year worth of meat?!

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  102. I love sausages! So much, they call me Mrs. Tiger Woods! Thanks for the chance!

    Hotsnotty2@hotmail.com

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  103. Is there any chance that if I win the YSoS you could throw in a nice sharp set of teeth to go with it? Mine don't work so good any more :( I guess a blender would work too though. Either way, thanks, this is a helluva giveaway!

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  104. Sure... why not. I tweeted a special message for you too.

    ITS RIGHT HERE

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  105. Daily Tweet
    https://twitter.com/suebaby05/status/12585185201

    sueellison@hcecwildblue.com

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  106. They make quality products for quality people

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  107. Fine! I'm commenting!

    J/K - Go meat!

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  108. Today stinks - I need sausage.

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  109. Meat, meat, it's such a treat. It's something that I like to eat!

    So, yeah...consider me entered!

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  110. Greatest contest ever! I wish I had a clever limerick for you. Thanks for the chance

    jason(at)allworldautomotive(dot)com

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  111. Tweeted

    http://twitter.com/parkerozgood/status/12593414787


    jason(at)allworldautomotive(dot)com

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  112. We eat sausage all the time. My family and I could really use this!
    Thanks for the chance.
    heatherstamper09@aol.com

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  113. Just how much meat
    Can a person eat
    In a year?
    Never fear,
    Only Hillshire Farms
    Can fill your arms
    With sausage galore
    For a family of four!

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  114. Ah man, everybody before me have me beat already. Very funny!

    3oink63moo484 (at) gmail(.)com

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  115. You won't get any witty comment from me. I just want the sausage. Thanks.

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  116. Love their commercials. When I say Hillshire, you say Farm! Go meat! Count me in for this great giveaway.

    dlodden at frontiernet dot net

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  117. I would love to win your sausage.

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  118. Okay the littlest diva goes around singing their dang commercial and gets it stuck in all of our heads, so really- I should win. That, plus we just love their products. ;)
    I don't know rhymes but I know quality meat and Hillshire Farms just can't be beat. ;)

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  119. http://twitter.com/dddiva/status/12605435017

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  120. Sausage, sausage bobausage
    banana fanna fosausage
    fe fi fo sausage - sausage!
    From the song the name game!
    I am a new Google Friends Follower!
    Count me in! Thanks! senekers@comcast.net

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  121. I just became a Twitter Follower and retweeted this giveaway from your Twitter page-sharonjo1! Thanks! senekers@comcast.net

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  122. I'm not sure if Hillshire realizes this, but a years worth of sausage for my family is like 500 brats, 200 kielbasas, 150 dogs, 350 links, and 304 sausages. Just thought I'd warn ye. Thanks.
    kanderspina~at~yahoo~dot~com

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  123. I really can't believe I'm entering a contest to win a year's worth of meat. Except! I love Hilshire Farms' deli meat. Yes, yes, I know. Many people think it's gross. Except that it isn't. It's delicious.

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  124. I love Hillshire Farm products - especially the sandwich meats and this would really help the grocery bill!

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  125. tweeted

    http://twitter.com/fairydancer35/status/12612077895

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  126. this would really help Us with unemployment and We love this meat kaysweep@att.net

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  127. I won't be hiding it, but I will serve it for dinner. Thanks!

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  128. Free meat? That can't be BEAT!! Cool..or should I say HOT!! Thanks!!

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  129. Hillshire Farms Go Meat !!
    We would love to win.
    Thank you so much for the chance.

    jweezie43[at]aol[dot]com

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  130. I didn't have sausage around,
    so I went and I bought a pound.
    My son said he liked it
    My daughter then spiked it
    And now they're in bed safe and sound.

    At least there were no Nantucket rhymes.

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  131. http://twitter.com/tonibelle/status/12616184654

    Tweeted!

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  132. There once was a guy who was neat.
    He said that he never ate meat.
    So to Hillshire we introduced him-
    The sausage seduced him.
    Now wasn't that a miraculous feat!

    Please count us in the giveaway! Thanks.

    bgcchs(at)yahoo(dot)com

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  133. My husband loves Hillshire sausage & this would be perfect for him.

    Ellen
    eering99@hotmail.com

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  134. Three teenage boys sure eat a lot of meat.

    eddingsfamily@prodigy.net

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  135. Of course I want the opportunity to win one year's worth of Hillshire Farm sausage and other meats. So what's the catch - batteries not included?!? ;)

    mcj4tlj(at)comcast(dot)net

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  136. The kids bought me a barbque pit for an early Mother's Day present, it sits on the porch and crys out for sausage.

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  137. Sounds like a tasty giveaway! Thanks for the chance!

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  138. I love using Hillshire Farms sausage for a Dutch dish called "stamppot," which is often is made with leftover potatoes and vegetables mashed together. The seasonings of the sausage flavor the dish.

    rebecca.bibbs@gmail.com

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  139. I love sausage. I hope I win this!

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  140. Just in time for grilling season!

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  141. Would love to win! Thanks!
    tdlsfm(at)gmail(dot)com

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  142. Everything I can come up with is X-rated, so I won't post it. Ha Ha.
    I love sausages, though, ALL kinds and varieties (including Hillshire Farms)
    digicat{AT}sbcglobal{DOT}net

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  143. yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy intime@myself.com

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  144. Well, here's my stab in the dark at winning some meat.

    Would it help if I told you that my wife really wants to win this? And I mean REALLY wants to win this?! I mean like . . . REALLY!??

    Me? Meat is my friend. Heading out for breakfast this morning with a friend and plan on having a offensive quantity of meat. I'll let you know how it goes . . .

    ;-)

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  145. Daily Tweet
    https://twitter.com/suebaby05/status/12638981298

    sueellison@hcecwildblue.com

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  146. Yum, we love Hillshire Farm's sausage!

    Thanks for the giveaway!
    email in blogger profile.

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  147. I like a good sausage,
    every now and than,
    any kind is good in my book,
    just as long as I don't to be the one to have to cook.
    Just kidding, I love to cook, and would love to win this.
    debp
    twoofakind12@Yahoo.com

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  148. tweet: http://twitter.com/js22222222/statuses/12640107370
    email in blogger profile.

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  149. There once was a woman from Weaselville

    She had very sore knees due to.... (cleaning well)

    A years worth of meat would keep her off of her feet
    And focus her efforts in pleasureville.

    Seriously though, offering a woman a years worth of meat is a beautiful thing. That's even better than offering me my own pool boy for a year (&I don't even have a pool). As far as polish sausage (I'm married to a Polish guy), my appetite is insatiable.

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  150. i'm not the biggest meat eater but i have a weakness for sausage

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  151. Word savvy I'am not, so I'll just say I like sausage alot.

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  152. OHH a year of free sausage! this would be a dream come true! me please :)

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  153. being polish, our family loves hilshire products, greay sausages, kielbassi, and other products.
    thanks for the great contest

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  154. Well I Love your sausage products with a capital "L"! Nothing like a sausage and kraut sandwich and some potato salad.
    electricisland(at)gmail.com

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  155. tweet, http://twitter.com/electricisland/status/12646902713

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  156. I love Hillshire products. Fire up the BBQ!

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  157. "Mmmm.Sausage" *said in my best Homer Simpson voice*

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  158. "Mmmm. Sausage." *said in my best Homer Simpson voice*

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  159. I want to WIN THE SAUSAGE!! And "Oh Rhett! Do make it a big one!" (You have to have "Gone With the Wind" memorized to get that reference!!)

    Thanks so much! pamelashockley(AT)netscape(DOT)net

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  160. Man I love the limericks this giveaway has gotten! I'd love to win some sausage!

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  161. Go Meat!

    trinitygsd at yahoo dot com

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  162. I would love some free sausage. Thanks


    charisscharity at yahoo dot com

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  163. Pork chops taste goooood.
    Bacon tastes goooood.
    Your meat tastes mmm-mmm goooood!

    Also?
    http//:www.twitter.com/snarkypea

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  164. Look at all these clever people. I am not clever, just tired and hungry- therefore I need the meat the most.

    Wait, that sounds bad.

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  165. Please pretend that this comment is witty, insightful, and has absolutely not stolen your wallet whilst distracting you with impeccable grammar and pictures of scantily-clad Kardashians.

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  166. tweet : http://twitter.com/sinhead83/status/12654258952

    sinhead83 at hotmail dot com

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  167. I would like to try some of your sausage

    sinhead83 at hotmail dot com

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  168. Wilk Hall showed up early, a bunch of hungry Hoos.
    Robbie makes fine drinks and doesn’t forget the booze.
    Sarge is grilling sausage, the finest in the land.
    He'll smile at your girl and put a biscuit in your hand.

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  169. A small sausage from County Cork
    Could not stand the thought of a spork.
    A fork or a spoon
    put him over the moon
    but combining them's just for a dork!

    or, less clean:

    A sausage (yes, really a cock)
    was happiest hard as a rock.
    Contracted pellagra,
    he needed Viagra
    and that was a terrible shock.

    I rather enjoy writing limericks. :P

    Mmm. Sausage.

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  170. Yep, I feel a sausage fest coming on.
    :) And I'd like to be in the middle of it!
    (panicxduh@yahoo.com)

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  171. I'm not really sure how much a year's supply of meat is but I'm willing to find out lol!

    justine417@comcast.net

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  172. Haha Love Hillshire Farms..

    GO MEAT!!

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  173. I tweeted
    http://twitter.com/ShesAnAngel417/status/12657108794

    justine417@comcast.net

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  174. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Sausage is for me
    Nothing left for you!

    tlannan30[at]yahoo[dot]com

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  175. We love Hillshire Farms products! We like to cut up the sausage and mix them in scrambled eggs.

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  176. That is a heap of meat, comments. I need the meat.

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  177. Sausage is my favorite vegetable!

    theyyyguy@yahoo.com

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  178. I'm too tired to be cool and funny. But sausage, yum!
    Jennifer, jennem22 at yahoo dot com

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  179. Long live sausage--hopefully at my house with this win.

    web2meb@live.com

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  180. There once was a wife
    She knew how to use a knife
    Just show her the sausage
    We know who the boss is
    And hubby is in for a treat!

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  181. Sausages and hot dogs are the greatest for a treat that the kids like.

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