MY LOVE: No. I just need some new underwear.
UNCOOL: So, yes, you need something from the store.
MY LOVE: Yes.
UNCOOL: Then why did you say "no."
MY LOVE: I didn't. I just said I need new underwear.
UNCOOL: No, you said "no" then you said you needed something. The correct answer to my question was, "Yes, I need some new underwear."
MY LOVE: That's what I said.
UNCOOL: No, it wasn't.
MY LOVE: You know when I said "no" I meant "yes."
UNCOOL: So when I ask you for something-something later and you say "no," I should just interpret that as "yes."
MY LOVE: No.
UNCOOL: You mean "yes."
MY LOVE: No. I mean "no."
UNCOOL: C'mon. If I don't buy you underwear, you'll already be half way there.
MY LOVE: But you're going to buy me new underwear.
UNCOOL: Yes. I'm not.
MY LOVE: So, are you buying me underwear?
UNCOOL: Oh, yes, you know I'm not.
MY LOVE: We'll see.
UNCOOL: So, can I buy you something from the store?
MY LOVE: Yes. Buy me some underwear.
UNCOOL: Thank you.
MY LOVE: You won't tonight.
UNCOOL: I expect nothing less.
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